How was your weekend?

My weekend was fabulous! On Friday i was chilling with all of my goons a young lad came upon me and Jd and we had to tell him you are not ready young grasshopper. This was probably not a good experience for the lad but he will cry me a river but its OK because i will have a boat built so i can sail away into the horizon. Anyways nextly we continued onto the movie theater to spit our game to the honies! This group consisted of Me, Ryan, Fisher, Tyler, John Michael, Haley, Kristyn, Miranda, Madelyn and other females that were tottally digging our flavor! Anyways nextly that night i went to sonic with tyler and i got to chill with tealt. Then me and my homey tyler poole went to a birthday party bash at tori's house. Here we made alot of fun things happen and we spit more game to the honies and john michael got snuffed!!!! Anyways me and tyler left there at about 4 in the morning and went and slept in his truck. Saturday me and tyler went and got a steak dinner, then we went out hunting, this squad consisted of Me, Tyler, Fisher, Kristyn, Miranda, and Amber. Then I went and chilled with Ryan, Haley and Russell we went to quiznos and saw Matt Allen!Then Sunday I went to church, Then me and Tyler went mud-bogging at the claypits in my golfcart. I went down a big hill and turned the wheel in the mud and drifted for like 20 feet. It was Gnarly! So my weekend was dandy, how was yours?

Why I am the greatest of all time!

It is clear to see why i am the greatest of all time. My eyebrows form a perfect arch along the smooth skin of my graceful forehead. But this question causes me to place my beautiful hand upon my wonderful chin and begin to ponder this statement. First of all my skills on the court are remarkable, they cause even the bravest people to back away in fear. I enjoy to dunk on the heads of smaller opponents and cross everyone up! Also i enjoy shooting in peoples eyes with my killer jumpshot as everyone marvels at the freshest of J's on my feet. After i am done balling i wipe the light glaze of sweat off my noggin and continue to go hard. Another reason why people marvel at my glory is that i roll with the real goons! First i have my boys ryan, tyler and fisher they are real down in the streets, also they go hard like me, quite amazing ehh?? Next up on deck i have Johnny and Alex, they enjoy being great and landing narly tricks on skateboards, i would like to try these tricks but my greatness might shatter the board. Also in my entourage are Dakota, Brett, Huggy Bear La Flare, Mikey, and many other real goons that enjoy living it up in the killaville area! Well this article cannot even begin to bite the edge of the whole pie that is my pie of greatness. It is an apple pie by the way. So why do you think im great? the end! BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?

This makes me ponder this in my mind? Ive never seen the #1 pencil it must be so good that there is not many of them. Wow it might be as great as me. But i bet it cant rap like me. the end.

How many peices of grass are in your yard?

This is a very good question i have recently spent 397 hours counting in my back and front yard and have come to make the intriguing discovery that there is 234,897,274,864,748 blades of grass in my yard. How many are in yours? the end! BURR!

Who likes money?

I like money it is nice. I never run out of money because when i run out people line up to come give me money just so they can say they talked to the greatest. Also I like to spend my money so i can keep my swag meter on the maximum. This just might be why im so fly. Also i wear many diamond chains that i bought with the money that people give me. its really a great lifestyle to live. So do you like C@$# and if you do why?

Why is my blog the best in the class?

Hi. My blog is clearly the best blog in this class. As i brush my perfect silky smooth hair out of my face i use my wonderful brain to ponder this obvious statement. I know that my blog is the best in this class because i am the best. My blog is a wonderful cloth with conjunctions, similes, metaphors, rainbows, and happiness woven into it like fine threads. My blog makes everyone elses blog look whack and terrible. So as i'm typing this blog with my incredibly clean hands with my fingernails that are cut at the perfect length lightly tapping the keyboard, it has become clear to me just why my blog is the best. Its because im the greatest ever....

How was your weekend?

My weekend was dandy. I had lots of fun with my comrades. The end.