Monday, November 30, 2009
Why I am the greatest of all time!
It is clear to see why i am the greatest of all time. My eyebrows form a perfect arch along the smooth skin of my graceful forehead. But this question causes me to place my beautiful hand upon my wonderful chin and begin to ponder this statement. First of all my skills on the court are remarkable, they cause even the bravest people to back away in fear. I enjoy to dunk on the heads of smaller opponents and cross everyone up! Also i enjoy shooting in peoples eyes with my killer jumpshot as everyone marvels at the freshest of J's on my feet. After i am done balling i wipe the light glaze of sweat off my noggin and continue to go hard. Another reason why people marvel at my glory is that i roll with the real goons! First i have my boys ryan, tyler and fisher they are real down in the streets, also they go hard like me, quite amazing ehh?? Next up on deck i have Johnny and Alex, they enjoy being great and landing narly tricks on skateboards, i would like to try these tricks but my greatness might shatter the board. Also in my entourage are Dakota, Brett, Huggy Bear La Flare, Mikey, and many other real goons that enjoy living it up in the killaville area! Well this article cannot even begin to bite the edge of the whole pie that is my pie of greatness. It is an apple pie by the way. So why do you think im great? the end! BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
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Banks, I think that you are a nice person but you tend to exaggerate your "greatness." I think that you should talk about OTHER PEOPLE, not just you. Talking about yourself sometimes is okay, but all the time comes off as if you have a HUGE ego.
ReplyDeleteHaving an ego is good, but having an enormous one like you can lead to putting other people down. I'm sure other people are great too. Of course you're good a5 basketball or any other sports but other people are too.
The thing that makes you the greatest is that you have a sense of humor. You can make anything into a joke, and it will be funny. As long as it's not mean or being mean to someone. I think that your humor is your best chrachter trait.
My best character trait is everything but my jokes are as endless as the grains on sands upon the glorious beaches. It makes me pity people like you that are jealous of more glory. but its ok i might can give you some lessons. but you'll never be as great as me and my goons!!!!
ReplyDeleteI believe it all, Banks Alexander Ward, you are the greatest man that has ever stepped foot into Mayo High School. Everyday, you walk onto school premises with the latest fashion and your swag meter seems to be on a thousand. All the girls go loco and we bow down to you when you arrive onto the courtyard. Also, you are the most intelligent life form that has ever set foot on this earth. Your even smarter than Bob Saget, and this guy is pretty smart man. YYEEAAA GNARLLY MAAANN and you are the greatest and i just wanted to tell you that you are the greatest and you will always be the greatest of all time and nobody will ever be greater than you because you are greater than the greatest and you are known as the greatest of the great.
ReplyDeleteIm not jealous but i think you should put others before yourself sometimes. Your not the greatest person to walk this earth banks..
ReplyDeleteoh please, you know i am, I smell a hater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy do you use slang in your responses but you try to use big words in your blog? I'm not a "HATER" but i was just responding to your blog. This conversation is officially over.
ReplyDeleteListen here little missy! Your acts against me have been reported to my goons all over the world. This type of behavior will not be tolerated and/or allowed!!!! You are not even a peice of hair on my head, because that is far to great for someone of your capabilities. So please use your two feet with five toes on each foot to step off my jock!!!!!!!! That is all. Thanks and have a good day......hater!
ReplyDeleteBanks, you are the greatest of all time. Even the people who are great wont be as great as you because your the greatest. Your greater than any other great person who has ever lived. As I was surfing the web last night, I pondered over a website called www.thegreatestofalltime.com
ReplyDeleteI saw you on the cover page and you were number one on the list. You were even higher than jesy capsopoulos off of full house. Well ttyl and always remember that your the greatest of the great CUZOOOOOOOOOO.BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.GNARLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Why are you the greatest of all time? Well, dude you just are. You are the funniest and goofiest person I know.
ReplyDeletePeople may say your conceited and that you are selfish but I do not. I saw you one time in one of Gucci Mane's music video and he gave a shout out to you and he said "Banky Ward La Flare; The Greatest" I was like i go to school with that awesome dude.
So that's why you are the greatest because you just are. You are an awesome dude so keep rocking
Banks you are the goon we have been postin up the hallways since nhe but 7th grade we beasted on that Campbell. Don't let anyone say that your not the greastest.
ReplyDeleteDnt for get abt me brooke and bria you know we always be killin da streets
Banks, I have to agree with you ARE the greatest of all time. You are hilarious and you really know how to have a good time.
ReplyDeleteLike Angelica said, don't let anyone not tell you that you aren't the greatest because they know that's not the truth because you are!
Banks Alexander Ward is defiantly the GREATEST of allllll time, no doubt about it!
+you also need to add my name on that list.